{"id":28837,"date":"2025-12-09T20:14:04","date_gmt":"2025-12-09T19:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/?p=28837"},"modified":"2025-12-09T20:14:04","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T19:14:04","slug":"protocolos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/2025\/12\/09\/protocolos\/","title":{"rendered":"Protocolos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-28838 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Protocolos1-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"486\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Protocolos1-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Protocolos1.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 486px) 100vw, 486px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>Qu\u00e9 yo sepa, hay\u00a0 PROTOCOLOS para:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>Prevenir accidentes laborales<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>Prevenir los casos de bul\u00edn en los colegios<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>\u00a0Denunciar el acoso escolar<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>Denunciar el acoso a las mujeres en las empresas<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>\u00cddem en los partidos pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>Para prevenci\u00f3n y alejamiento de maltratadores\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>De empleo de material de un solo uso en los hospitales<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>Para protecci\u00f3n y atenci\u00f3n policial del maltrato<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>Del cuidado y seguridad en las residencias de mayores<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>De aviso y protecci\u00f3n\u00a0 en casos de emergencias por fen\u00f3menos clim\u00e1ticos y naturales<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>\u00a0Para la prevenci\u00f3n de incendios forestales<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>\u00a0De control de compras y gastos p\u00fablicos<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>\u00a0\u00cddem de pagos y gastos en los partidos pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>Para pruebas m\u00e9dicas en la sanidad \u00abconcertada\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span>\u00a0En el cumplimiento de concesiones de contratos p\u00fablicos<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Pero, visto lo visto&#8230;<\/span><span>\u00a0\u00bfpara qu\u00e9 c*** sirven los protocolos?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>\u00a0Ahora, me voy a desayunar mientras releo \u00abel protocolo\u00bb para prevenir infartos, tomando:<\/span><span>\u00a0un par de porciones de tarta de lim\u00f3n procesada, una tostada con mantequilla y mermelada de melocot\u00f3n, otra de ar\u00e1ndanos y grosella, dos cucharaditas de az\u00facar colmadas, un vaso de zumo de naranja del super de la esquina y una taza de t\u00e9 bien cargado.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>\u00a0\u00a1No voy a ser yo el \u00fanico tonto que cumpla el protocolo, hombre!\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Qu\u00e9 yo sepa, hay\u00a0 PROTOCOLOS para:<br \/>\nPrevenir accidentes laborales<br \/>\nPrevenir los casos de bul\u00edn en los colegios<br \/>\n\u00a0Denunciar el acoso escolar<br \/>\nDenunciar el acoso a las mujeres en las empresas<br \/>\n\u00cddem en los partidos pol\u00edticos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28838,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sociedad","sent_by-gregorio-torres-trivino"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28839,"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28837\/revisions\/28839"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prospereando.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}